Ugh... just made my yearly donation to Uncle Sam. Unfortunately, it didn't look like they had any deductions for housing a monster. I wonder if I can claim Pest as a dependant next year?

Heh. One of the many advantages of being a monster: no taxes.

Not that they didn't try. See, people have a nervous fit when the IRS auditor shows up on their doorstep. Your average monster just has a snack. That earns you tax-exempt status pretty quickly, let me tell you.

Liar. You've never eaten anyone -- you scream like a little girl when you see a mouse.

Hey! I used to eat people like it was going out of style... I just had to give it up for health reasons. Have you ever read the nutritional label on one of you guys? The fat and cholesterol levels are off the chart! A monster has to watch his waistline, you know.

(And that mouse was coming at me with murderous intent.)