Well, Addie, I know I told you to feel free to use the computers at the cafe between customer crunches, but imagine my surprise when I happened to see this site on one of the machines while I was closing up one night -- I never figured you for the sort who fancied monsters and weblogs.

Heh. Hi, Sylvie. Guess the cat's out of the bag, huh? Just don't tell my mother I've got a roommate. She'll immediately start in with questions about his looks and eligibility. I doubt the fact that he's a monster would even dissuade her at this point...

BTW, not to be rude, but how did you get access to the posting tools?

Your secret is safe with me, Addie. But a word of advice: if you really don't want people to know about something, it's not a good idea to set up a public website about it (Though I doubt you mother is in any danger of stumbling across it -- she's never struck me as the technologically competent type).

As for my site account, I just asked Kyle, and he gave me access and set up a nice profile page for me and everything. I have to say I was flattered to find I was a character in the comic he wrote -- now I have an answer for that "What comic book character would you be?" question on personals sites.

Not that I'd ever use one of those sites...

Alright, I'm jealous. Your profile page picture is a lot better than mine, which I've always thought made me look pudgy and pale. Kyle, if you're reading this, please consider updating it with a more accurate one. Thanks.

But you *are* that unnattractive, Addie. The camera doesn't lie. Except here, where it was maliciously coerced into painting me in a bad light...

Your finer points are nonexistant, Pest.

Just ignore him, Sylvie, and you'll get along fine here.